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05 February 2005

Gum smacking
Cameron Diaz
Bizarre spellings of names (Khrystyna? Please.)
Seeing the same episode of Will and Grace 50 times in 2 days
My tempermental toilet
Cameron Diaz
Not having a dryer
Toenails. Full Stop.
The KFC commercial with that hideous singing
Running out of shampoo mid-shower
Dead phone batteries
Cameron Diaz
Princess Big Hoop Earrings
Professors who don't return email
Telemarketers
Milk that goes off the day after purchase
Americans who complain they can't find Velveeta and Miracle Whip in the UK (It's a nasty cheese 'product' and sandwich spread, not gold that falls from the sky. Get over it already.)
Reality TV shows (No, The Real World has nothing to do with the real world. In the real world people pay rent and have to find their own jobs.)
The smell of hashish in the morning





Things that annoy me stopped here at 05 February 2005

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The opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. Some (not all) names have been changed or omitted to protect the guilty. Celebrating 9 whole years of nonsense! © 2005-2014.

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