09 May 2006
I just got back from a good walk with the dog. 4800 steps. 32 minutes. 1.85 miles. 209 calories burned. WAIT. THAT'S IT??? 209?? Damnit. That's not even close to the brownie I ate at lunch time or the cold pizza I had for breakfast.Stupid pedometer... 209 calories. 1.85 miles should count for more than that. The dog is still panting up a storm, sprawled across the tile floor. Begging for mercy and the cooling goodness that is tile flooring in May. He also drinks from the toilet and is fascinated with his lipstick shaped penis so maybe his idea of a good time isn't to be trusted.
For Paul Barrett The opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. Some (not all) names have been changed or omitted to protect the guilty. Celebrating 9 whole years of nonsense! © 2005-2014.
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