06 January 2006
Step one: Sleep until 2pm.Step two: Surf the web, reading celebrity gossip sites, message boards and blogs.
Step three: text a few friends
Step four: eat lunch at 4pm
Step five: realize it's already dark out and there's no point in going anywhere now!
Welcome to my life since yesterday. Well, yesterday was more interesting but today has been just like the above. I have done NOTHING. My new digital camera arrived but I was alseep and missed ParcelForce ringing the bell at 7:35am. Apparently everyone was home, no one bothered to answer the door. Gee, thanks. So now I've got to go down and pick it up at the post office.
My life of danger continues. Stay tuned.
Oh, and let me add.. that last night when I went to bed, there was half a roll of toilet paper left. DEADTOME had been out all night and Spiderman went to bed at 8pm. This afternoon when I got up at 2pm, there were precisely 3 squares left. No, I'm not exaggerating and it's too weird for me to make it up. These are jumbo sized rolls, people. Sure, I'm being pedantic but we all pay for that toilet paper and someone uses more than his fair share of it. Like 3/4 of a roll more than his fair share. Asshole.
For Paul Barrett The opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. Some (not all) names have been changed or omitted to protect the guilty. Celebrating 9 whole years of nonsense! © 2005-2014.
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