18 January 2005
I wasn't planning on buying a new mobile phone yesterday. I just wanted to go look. I was tired of having an older phone when everyone has something cool and new. But there you were, looking all eager and interested in explaining the difference between a Motorola and a Nokia. It was those deep brown eyes and that cute smile. I was sunk. So I decided to plunk down £150 for a new phone when Laura (the beacon of all knowledge) nudges me to ask about a contract phone.Forty five minutes later of staring at your gorgeous face and giving you all the sordid details of my life, I walked away with a new phone (for free!) that can take your picture whenever I walk down Oxford Street.
And then Laura piped up and said, "You do realise he's only 20, right?"
WHAT???!!!!!
For Paul Barrett The opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone. Some (not all) names have been changed or omitted to protect the guilty. Celebrating 9 whole years of nonsense! © 2005-2014.
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